#and she was right

[musterniillustrates]

w/every reinvention of the self you will realize the version of you that you thought would be fun and cool at age 5 was perfect and every attempt to deviate from it leads to the dissatisfaction that results in another reinvention.

[fantasyfangirling4ever]

Oak: *Murders like seven people*

Jude: :0

Jude: *slowly turns*

Jude: MADOC, how could you do this?!

[heraldofsomething]

Assassin's Creed: Odyssey Goddess of the Hunt

Mykonos is definitely my favorite island. And you're my favorite misthios.

[wimbledonstrawberry]

these guess the difference games are getting really difficult

[miraculan-draws]

Warden Amell ft her retractable staff "Needle" putting her noble-born fencing childhood to use in the Landsmeet

[fjordfolk]

I know other people's dreams are the most boring shit in existence but last night I dreamt I bought a really nice tric sheltie puppy at a market stall at a confo show and was super proud of him but every time I introduced him to someone I knew he'd have gained 1 more essentially DQ fault. By the end he was ~40cm at 9 weeks and had one floppy ear one blue eye and somehow I knew he had LTV 3.

But at least I had a puppy, I guess.

[inquissien]

Very late to the party, but I've read my first discworld novel

[sevenspoonfulsofsugar]

claudia looked to lestat in her last moments and said 'this is the memory you get. this is the memory of me that you deserve. this is how you will remember me. this is a reminder of what you've done, of what you've failed to do. you will not have me. nobody will have me but her. i am free. i am going home. may my memory be curse to you, mother.'

[revvethasmythh]

jester, kindly: you can bone around the fireplace, too. molly would have wanted it

[sweetpapercroissant]

his smile as he says it…..she definitely thought they were fucking

[rikunih]

If the world was ending

I'd wanna be next to you

If the party was over

And our time on Earth was through

I'd wanna hold you just for a while

And die with a smile

[merrysithmas]

There is a whole galaxy out there, full of people who will reach for you. You have to let them. Find that person who seems farthest from you and reach for them. Reach for them. Let them guide you.

I will.

[buginateacup]

[elizabeth-mitchells]

i'm sorry but lottie interrupting van's storytime to go "i never wanted to be in charge 🥺🥺" was just hilarious

[romnticist]

tashi when art started bitching and moaning about wanting to retire

[bellamyblcke]

the pipeline of “i can feel you, too. through him.” to “yes he loves you.” to “okay. okay. well let’s get the hell out of my soul.” to “he gets enough affection. i don’t need his head getting too big to get out the door.” to “taking a stretch. order me another, love.” to “there he goes. mmmhmm. there he goes. will he get through the door with that big head?” to “why don’t you want him to know how much you love him?” to “that’s a little personal.” to “he knows. he knows.” actually still makes me feel one hundred thousand percent batshit insane like louis he did not know he was in fact planning your murder